Debit Cards have become a lot more popular these days for those who try to manage their credit card debts. For some, debit cards have been introduced by companies to give out payrolls. And most of the time, the use of these debit cards are more convenient than carrying actual cash. However, here are some instances where you should not be using your debit card:
1. Paying the Jeepney.
Jeepney Driver: Palihog ko sa munaog ko IT Park, pakipasa sa plete (For those disembarking at IT Park, fare please)
Passenger passes credit card.
Jeepney Driver: "Miss, inbalid imo kard, naa paka lain dha?" (Miss your card is invalid, do you have another one?)
2. Paying the Karenderia (what the f is the English term for this, small eatery?!)
Girl: Manang, isa ka serb aning utan (One serving of this vegetable dish please)
Vendor: Kas or Kridit?
Girl: Dibit
3. Paying a Prostitute
Guy: Pst! Pila? (Pst! How much?)
Prostitute: 500 sir
Guy: Gadawat ka dibit card? (Do you accept a debit card?)
4. Giving Alms
Beggar: Hinabang lang sir (Alms please sir)
Guy: Wala ra ba koy kash diri manong (I don't have any cash on hand)
Beggar: Dawat man ko debit kard sir (I accept debit cards sir)
5. In a Game Show
Host: Sa pula o sa puti?! (On the red one or on the white one?!)
Contestant: Sa Pula! (The red one!)
Host: CONGRATULATIONS! Panalo ka ng isang debit card with 1 Million pesos! (Congratulations! You just one yourself a debit card with 1 Million pesos!)
...then gives a really big debit card to the contestant. Picture! Picture!
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